the unhealthy obsession with me

I have an unhealthy obsession with me. I'm obsessed with myself. I can think of no one else. Just me. I stalk myself, I'm everywhere I am. I'm following me. I hop out of the bushes on myself and chloroform me. Drag myself to a black van and tie up me. Then drive myself to a secluded location where no one can see. I hold myself for ransom, So I call up me. Tell myself I want one hundred thousand dollar or me i'll never see. Me me me, I love me some me. I'm obsessed with Eugene Woody, He's the greatest thing to me. I have pictures of myself everywhere in my home. I stay up late and think about me when i'm alone. I talk to me all day and all night on the phone. I would probably date myself, if the government would let me have a clone. I do everything for me, because I think I deserve it. I could try to be into you, But I don't think that your worth it. So I take myself on dates and long walks in the park. I take myself to museums and watch while amazed by the art. I never loved myself this much before, This obsession is a start. I used to hate myself before, I had a past that was dark. I guess I found the value in me, and now I can't stay away. All I want to do is be around myself, I enjoy the company. I'm obsessed with my chest and my eye's and my ear's and my lip's that are full and thick, that I lick like i'm LL cool J when I see a beautiful chick. Man i'm sick, But I love it. I never been this happy. I write myself beautiful love poems, I never been this sappy. From shopping spree's, to spa date, to vacations with me. No you can't have none, I want me all to me. Me me me, thats how it has to be. For the first time in my life i'm finally living for me. For the first time in my life I know Eugene Woody. Damn I love me.